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T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
Comics & Fun T Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote
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early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
By Gary Clark
Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
A: Pine-apples.
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon. Joke of the Week: Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
DENNIS A: It was pointless. By Gary Clark
CARTOONS Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
Word Search Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
Word Search
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Christmas Celebration Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
Presents Midnight A: He has a web-site.
Turkey Dressing Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
Feast Chocolates A: Mussels.
New Years Clock Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
F V G M H F C I S D M J B W S Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
V M C D C V E L X V J L S J J A: It was a little horse.
T Y G R L J L C I S K K T F S Q: What did the lawyer name is baby girl?
A X A E O D E F M D J J N H E A: Sue.
B A V S C X B J C X B W E N L
E Q Z S K X R W B M W G S M H Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
L T I I N U A R C U A A E S Z
I Q X N B R T G K K D K R A S Q: What's the only school good to drop out of?
D H U G G J I G N G P A P M H A: Skydiving school.
C S E T A L O C O H C M L T Y Q: What school do you learn how to greet people?
S P F K E N N O Y T I G H S E A: Hi-school.
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T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
Comics & Fun T Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote
A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart
he Weekly ANCHOR
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
By Gary Clark
Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
A: Pine-apples.
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon. Joke of the Week: Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
DENNIS A: It was pointless. By Gary Clark
CARTOONS Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
Word Search Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
Word Search
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Christmas Celebration Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
Presents Midnight A: He has a web-site.
Turkey Dressing Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
Feast Chocolates A: Mussels.
New Years Clock Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
F V G M H F C I S D M J B W S Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
V M C D C V E L X V J L S J J A: It was a little horse.
T Y G R L J L C I S K K T F S Q: What did the lawyer name is baby girl?
A X A E O D E F M D J J N H E A: Sue.
B A V S C X B J C X B W E N L
E Q Z S K X R W B M W G S M H Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
L T I I N U A R C U A A E S Z
I Q X N B R T G K K D K R A S Q: What's the only school good to drop out of?
D H U G G J I G N G P A P M H A: Skydiving school.
C S E T A L O C O H C M L T Y Q: What school do you learn how to greet people?
S P F K E N N O Y T I G H S E A: Hi-school.
T D T H G I N D I M I T E I A
M S V J V B A X Q T K D P R R
H R T U X J Y E K R U T X H S
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