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CARTOONS
THE WEEKLY ANCHOR MONDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2019 PAGE 29
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
Comics & Fun
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
Our goal with this
page is to help
parents offer a
weekly alternative to
video screens by
providing some
amusing reading that NEED TO REPLACE COMICS
can help promote
early childhood
literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger
T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart children is a great FOR AUGUST 12 ISSUE
way for families to
Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote By Gary Clark spend some quality
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
time. (And for us
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
adults, hey, who
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE doesn’t like a good
comic) ...enjoy!
Joke Q: Why don't ducks have spare change?
of the A: They only carry bills.
Week Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: What Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
goes up A: The Dead Sea.
but Q: What kind of table is eatable?
A: A vege-table,
never Q: When do you stop at green?
down? A: When you're eating a watermelon.
Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calendar?
By Gary Clark A: She really liked sundaes.
A: Your Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
age. A: It cracks up.
Q: What do you take before your breakfast?
A: A seat.
Word Search Q: What looks like half a horse?
Word Search
A: The other half of a horse.
A: Pleased to eat you.
Safety Shiningbank Q: How does a lion greet animals?
Joke of the Week: Knock, knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean a while since I saw you! Property Recognized Q: What did the tree wear swimming?
A: Swimming trunks.
Multiuse Marlboro
Hunter Repurposing Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
Initiative Connector A: It was feeling a bit green.
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
DENNIS A: A palm tree.
CARTOONS Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
A: Pine-apples.
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Q: What did the chef call his son?
A: Stew.
Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
CARTOONS
THE WEEKLY ANCHOR MONDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2019 PAGE 29
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
Comics & Fun
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
Our goal with this
page is to help
parents offer a
weekly alternative to
video screens by
providing some
amusing reading that NEED TO REPLACE COMICS
can help promote
early childhood
literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger
T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart children is a great FOR AUGUST 12 ISSUE
way for families to
Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote By Gary Clark spend some quality
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
time. (And for us
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
adults, hey, who
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE doesn’t like a good
comic) ...enjoy!
Joke Q: Why don't ducks have spare change?
of the A: They only carry bills.
Week Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: What Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
goes up A: The Dead Sea.
but Q: What kind of table is eatable?
A: A vege-table,
never Q: When do you stop at green?
down? A: When you're eating a watermelon.
Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calendar?
By Gary Clark A: She really liked sundaes.
A: Your Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
age. A: It cracks up.
Q: What do you take before your breakfast?
A: A seat.
Word Search Q: What looks like half a horse?
Word Search
A: The other half of a horse.
A: Pleased to eat you.
Safety Shiningbank Q: How does a lion greet animals?
Joke of the Week: Knock, knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean a while since I saw you! Property Recognized Q: What did the tree wear swimming?
A: Swimming trunks.
Multiuse Marlboro
Hunter Repurposing Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
Initiative Connector A: It was feeling a bit green.
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
DENNIS A: A palm tree.
CARTOONS Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
A: Pine-apples.
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Q: What did the chef call his son?
A: Stew.
Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
