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THE WEEKLY ANCHOR MONDAY NOVEMBER 25, 2019 PAGE 11
MONDAY FEBRUARY 3
, 2020 PAGE 23
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
NOT YET USED Comics & Fun
NEED NEW SWAMP
SUNDAY CARTOON
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
A: It was pointless.
Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He has a web-site.
Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
A: It was a little horse.
Q: What did the lawyer name is baby girl?
A: Sue.
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What's the only school good to drop out of?
A: Skydiving school.
Q: What school do you learn how to greet people?
A: Hi-school.
Joke
of the Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
Week A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Our goal with this page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by
providing some amusing reading that can help promote early childhood literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. (And for
us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic) ...enjoy!
THE WEEKLY ANCHOR MONDAY NOVEMBER 25, 2019 PAGE 11
MONDAY FEBRUARY 3
, 2020 PAGE 23
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
NOT YET USED Comics & Fun
NEED NEW SWAMP
SUNDAY CARTOON
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
A: It was pointless.
Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He has a web-site.
Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
A: It was a little horse.
Q: What did the lawyer name is baby girl?
A: Sue.
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What's the only school good to drop out of?
A: Skydiving school.
Q: What school do you learn how to greet people?
A: Hi-school.
Joke
of the Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
Week A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Our goal with this page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by
providing some amusing reading that can help promote early childhood literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. (And for
us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic) ...enjoy!
