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T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
Comics & Fun TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
Our goal with this
page is to help
parents offer a
weekly alternative to
video screens by
providing some
amusing reading that
can help promote
early childhood
literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger
children is a great
By Gary Clark way for families to
spend some quality
time. (And for us
adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good
comic) ...enjoy!
By Gary Clark
Joke
of the
Week Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up.
Q: Why did Q: What looks like half a horse?
the girl A: The other half of a horse.
nibble on Q: How does a lion greet animals? Joke of the Week: Q: What did the tree wear swimming? A: Swimming trunks.
her A: Pleased to eat you.
calendar? Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
A: It was feeling a bit green.
A: She Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
DENNIS really liked A: A palm tree.
sundaes.
Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
CARTOONS A: They log in.
Word Search
Word Search A: Pine-apples.
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
Mayoral Laughter A: Trunks.
Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
Agricultural Drostan A: To get his quarter-back.
Oktoberfest Celebrates Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
Auxiliary Distillery A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Rhetoric Outstanding Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
A: It was pointless.
Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He has a web-site.
Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
A: It was a little horse.
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THE WEEKLY ANCHOR MONDAY OCTOBER 28, 2019 PAGE 23
T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
Comics & Fun TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
Our goal with this
page is to help
parents offer a
weekly alternative to
video screens by
providing some
amusing reading that
can help promote
early childhood
literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger
children is a great
By Gary Clark way for families to
spend some quality
time. (And for us
adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good
comic) ...enjoy!
By Gary Clark
Joke
of the
Week Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up.
Q: Why did Q: What looks like half a horse?
the girl A: The other half of a horse.
nibble on Q: How does a lion greet animals? Joke of the Week: Q: What did the tree wear swimming? A: Swimming trunks.
her A: Pleased to eat you.
calendar? Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
A: It was feeling a bit green.
A: She Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
DENNIS really liked A: A palm tree.
sundaes.
Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
CARTOONS A: They log in.
Word Search
Word Search A: Pine-apples.
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
Mayoral Laughter A: Trunks.
Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
Agricultural Drostan A: To get his quarter-back.
Oktoberfest Celebrates Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
Auxiliary Distillery A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Rhetoric Outstanding Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
A: It was pointless.
Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He has a web-site.
Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
A: It was a little horse.
