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T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
Comics & Fun
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
Our goal with this
page is to help
parents offer a
weekly alternative to
video screens by
providing some
T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart amusing reading that
can help promote
Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote early childhood
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
literacy. Sitting and
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
reading with younger
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE children is a great
By Gary Clark way for families to
spend some quality
time. (And for us
adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good
comic) ...enjoy!
Joke
of the Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
Week A: The Dead Sea.
Q: Why Q: What kind of table is eatable?
A: A vege-table,
was the Q: When do you stop at green?
math A: When you're eating a watermelon.
By Gary Clark book Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calendar?
A: She really liked sundaes.
sad? Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up.
A: It had Q: What do you take before your breakfast?
too many A: A seat.
problems. Q: What looks like half a horse?
A: The other half of a horse.
Word Search Q: How does a lion greet animals?
Word Search
A: Pleased to eat you.
Joke of the Week: Q: Why don't ducks have spare change? A: They only carry bills. Q: What did the tree wear swimming?
A: Swimming trunks.
Minister Wildwood Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
Adventure Registration A: It was feeling a bit green.
Farewell Reusable Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Government Encourage A: A palm tree.
Partial Implement Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.
DENNIS Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
CARTOONS A: Pine-apples.
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Q: What did the chef call his son?
A: Stew.
Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
A: It was pointless.
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PAGE 20 MONDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2019 THE WEEKLY ANCHOR
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart
Comics & Fun
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
Our goal with this
page is to help
parents offer a
weekly alternative to
video screens by
providing some
T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart amusing reading that
can help promote
Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote early childhood
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
literacy. Sitting and
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
reading with younger
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE children is a great
By Gary Clark way for families to
spend some quality
time. (And for us
adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good
comic) ...enjoy!
Joke
of the Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
Week A: The Dead Sea.
Q: Why Q: What kind of table is eatable?
A: A vege-table,
was the Q: When do you stop at green?
math A: When you're eating a watermelon.
By Gary Clark book Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calendar?
A: She really liked sundaes.
sad? Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up.
A: It had Q: What do you take before your breakfast?
too many A: A seat.
problems. Q: What looks like half a horse?
A: The other half of a horse.
Word Search Q: How does a lion greet animals?
Word Search
A: Pleased to eat you.
Joke of the Week: Q: Why don't ducks have spare change? A: They only carry bills. Q: What did the tree wear swimming?
A: Swimming trunks.
Minister Wildwood Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
Adventure Registration A: It was feeling a bit green.
Farewell Reusable Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Government Encourage A: A palm tree.
Partial Implement Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.
DENNIS Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
CARTOONS A: Pine-apples.
Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Q: What did the chef call his son?
A: Stew.
Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
A: It was pointless.
