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T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart
Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart Comics & Fun early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
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TIGER BY BUD BLAKE
Our goal with this
page is to help
parents offer a
weekly alternative to
video screens by
providing some
amusing reading that
can help promote
early childhood
literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger
children is a great
By Gary Clark way for families to
spend some quality
time. (And for us
adults, hey, who
doesn’t like a good By Gary Clark
comic) ...enjoy!


Q: What looks like half a horse?
Joke A: The other half of a horse.

of the Q: How does a lion greet animals?
A: Pleased to eat you.
Week


Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
Q: What A: It was feeling a bit green.

happens Joke of the Week: Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree. Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
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when you Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
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tell an egg Here’s My Card ... A: Pine-apples.

a joke? Business and Professional Directory Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
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