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T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart Season begins for Edson Gladiators
Comics & Fun by Deanna Mitchener
The Edson Gladiator Wrestling team has
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE begun their 2019-2020 season, and with a
reputation of excellence and sportsmanship, they
Our goal with this
page is to help hope more youth wll come out to give the sport a
parents offer a try.
weekly alternative to Coach Darian Klausmier has been working with
video screens by wrestling students for the past two years in
providing some Edson. "Tonight we will be going over our arm-
amusing reading that drags and duck-unders. We will review and
can help promote practice these two moves each time, because
early childhood these moves are a good foundation for wrestling.
The beginning of practice is about building
literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger strength, endurance, and becoming a team."
"The longer you are in wrestling the more each
children is a great person will get out of the sport. The sport is open
By Gary Clark way for families to to boys and girls and so far this year we have
spend some quality
time. (And for us more girls signed up than we do boys. I'm very
adults, hey, who excited for this year and looking forward to
doesn’t like a good seeing more youth come out to wrestle," says
Coach Klausmier.
comic) ...enjoy! "We meet at the Pine Grove School every
Tuesday and Thursday from 6 p.m. until 7:30
p.m. for junior wrestlers from grades six to nine.
Joke We also have a U8 group that is under eight Wrestling coach Darian Kluasmeier sits with wrestling students to lead in some warm up exercises
years old and they meet every Monday and
before wrestling begins. photo Deanna Mitchener
of the Wednesday from 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. starting to wrestle them. I enjoy seeing what other wrestling if you are tall or short, bigger or Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calendar?
November 4. U12 group which is under grade
Week six, also meet every Monday and Wednesday coaches are teaching. I would definitely smaller everyone is welcome. I find it a good A: She really liked sundaes.
from 7 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. here at Pine Grove
way to channel anger, learn new techniques, and
encourage other youth to give it a try and come
School starting on November 4. If you are
interested in learning more about wrestling or out to one of our practices to check it out. Here meet others. It is great seeing more girls getting Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
involved with the sport."
with the Gladiators we are like family, we
Q: When do would like to come out to try, you can give me a support each other and have your back." Sadie Doherty, a first time wrestling student, A: It cracks up.
call at 780-712-1008," said Vicky Hill with the
Hailey Mitchell, who has been wrestling for
you stop Gladiators. two years with the Gladiators, said, "It's a fun said, "This is just my second class but I'm liking Q: What looks like half a horse?
it as it's fun. I hope to become more physically
Dalton Smith, who has been with the team for
at green? the past three years, said, "I enjoy meeting others sport. When you are small like I am others fit, as I suck at it right now. I want to start doing A: The other half of a horse.
things that will help me stay in good physical
from around Alberta and having the opportunity sometimes pick on you but being in wrestling fitness.” Q: How does a lion greet animals?
has changed that for me. It doesn't matter in
A: When A: Pleased to eat you.
you're T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart
eating a Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
water- doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy! A: It was feeling a bit green.
melon. TIGER BY BUD BLAKE Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree.
Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
Word Search A: They log in.
Word Search
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
A: Pine-apples.
Mayoral Laughter Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Agricultural Drostan
Oktoberfest Celebrates Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Auxiliary Distillery
Rhetoric Outstanding Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
By Gary Clark A: It was pointless.
Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
DENNIS Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
CARTOONS A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He has a web-site.
Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Joke of the Week: Q: What did the tree wear swimming? A: Swimming trunks. Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
CARTOONS
PAGE 24 MONDAY OCTOBER 21, 2019 THE WEEKLY ANCHOR
T he Weekly ANCHOR a page for Kids and Kids at hearta page for Kids and Kids at heart Season begins for Edson Gladiators
Comics & Fun by Deanna Mitchener
The Edson Gladiator Wrestling team has
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE begun their 2019-2020 season, and with a
reputation of excellence and sportsmanship, they
Our goal with this
page is to help hope more youth wll come out to give the sport a
parents offer a try.
weekly alternative to Coach Darian Klausmier has been working with
video screens by wrestling students for the past two years in
providing some Edson. "Tonight we will be going over our arm-
amusing reading that drags and duck-unders. We will review and
can help promote practice these two moves each time, because
early childhood these moves are a good foundation for wrestling.
The beginning of practice is about building
literacy. Sitting and
reading with younger strength, endurance, and becoming a team."
"The longer you are in wrestling the more each
children is a great person will get out of the sport. The sport is open
By Gary Clark way for families to to boys and girls and so far this year we have
spend some quality
time. (And for us more girls signed up than we do boys. I'm very
adults, hey, who excited for this year and looking forward to
doesn’t like a good seeing more youth come out to wrestle," says
Coach Klausmier.
comic) ...enjoy! "We meet at the Pine Grove School every
Tuesday and Thursday from 6 p.m. until 7:30
p.m. for junior wrestlers from grades six to nine.
Joke We also have a U8 group that is under eight Wrestling coach Darian Kluasmeier sits with wrestling students to lead in some warm up exercises
years old and they meet every Monday and
before wrestling begins. photo Deanna Mitchener
of the Wednesday from 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. starting to wrestle them. I enjoy seeing what other wrestling if you are tall or short, bigger or Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calendar?
November 4. U12 group which is under grade
Week six, also meet every Monday and Wednesday coaches are teaching. I would definitely smaller everyone is welcome. I find it a good A: She really liked sundaes.
from 7 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. here at Pine Grove
way to channel anger, learn new techniques, and
encourage other youth to give it a try and come
School starting on November 4. If you are
interested in learning more about wrestling or out to one of our practices to check it out. Here meet others. It is great seeing more girls getting Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
involved with the sport."
with the Gladiators we are like family, we
Q: When do would like to come out to try, you can give me a support each other and have your back." Sadie Doherty, a first time wrestling student, A: It cracks up.
call at 780-712-1008," said Vicky Hill with the
Hailey Mitchell, who has been wrestling for
you stop Gladiators. two years with the Gladiators, said, "It's a fun said, "This is just my second class but I'm liking Q: What looks like half a horse?
it as it's fun. I hope to become more physically
Dalton Smith, who has been with the team for
at green? the past three years, said, "I enjoy meeting others sport. When you are small like I am others fit, as I suck at it right now. I want to start doing A: The other half of a horse.
things that will help me stay in good physical
from around Alberta and having the opportunity sometimes pick on you but being in wrestling fitness.” Q: How does a lion greet animals?
has changed that for me. It doesn't matter in
A: When A: Pleased to eat you.
you're T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartA page for Kids and Kids at heart
eating a Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who
water- doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy! A: It was feeling a bit green.
melon. TIGER BY BUD BLAKE Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree.
Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
Word Search A: They log in.
Word Search
Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
A: Pine-apples.
Mayoral Laughter Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: Trunks.
Agricultural Drostan
Oktoberfest Celebrates Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
A: To get his quarter-back.
Auxiliary Distillery
Rhetoric Outstanding Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
By Gary Clark A: It was pointless.
Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
DENNIS Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
CARTOONS A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He has a web-site.
Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Joke of the Week: Q: What did the tree wear swimming? A: Swimming trunks. Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.
Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
